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Three posts in, Professor Maier can hold his character and — with enough pressure — crack ( last post ). Which brings up the question I'v...

The model loads ( last post ). Now the real work: making a 2-billion-parameter model be Professor Maier, turn after turn, without slipping. Beca...

Your First Local Model in .NET Won't Load. Here's Why. In the last post I introduced Professor Maier, the flat-earther you argue with — of...

USE master; GO DECLARE @sql nvarchar(max) = N''; SELECT @sql += CAST(N'KILL ' + CAST(session_id AS nvarchar(10)) + N';' AS nvarchar(max)) FROM ...

I Won an Argument With a Local LLM. I Just Had to Make It Say One Sentence. Me: "You can watch ships vanish hull-first over the horizon. That...

It was one of those June days where the air just sits there. The longest day of the year, the sun refusing to clock out, the kind of heat that makes ...

When building applications with .NET MAUI, you will quickly run into situations where your content does not fit on the screen. That is exactly where ...

In the world of T-SQL (Microsoft SQL Server), the unwritten law is:  "Think in sets, not in rows."  However, there are scenarios where row-...

It was a perfectly ordinary Saturday. The sun was beating down mercilessly. The 24 Hours of Nürburgring had just started. I was sitting in front...